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niladhevan:

So you have a merry bunch of French dudes dancing on a Macklemore’s song in a Japanese street. No reason to scroll past that.


pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.



chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer


yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing



ihatebeinghandedthings:

Bruce tried, he’d tried so many different ways and this time Tony found out. Tony walked in on his boyfriend of nearly six months putting a gun to his head. Tony managed to talk Bruce out but the anger didn’t stop there.

Bruce sat in the med bay on suicide watch for six weeks after Tony found him. One day Tony came to visit, “Why? Please tell me why you tried Bruce? I thought things… were going good.” Bruce just turned away from the male shaking his head saddened that he got so low.

“ANSWER ME!” Tony screams. “TELL ME SOMETHING BRUCE TELL ME A LIE FOR ALL I CARE!” He screams not angrily at Bruce but at the situation. Bruce shook as he said “I got low I got scared Tony… you weren’t there… I tried… I tried.”He states. Tony just holds him shaking his head sadly, “Your gonna be okay. I won’t leave you and if I have to. I promise to link JARVIS to my phone so you can call in or out of the suit I”ll be there. Just a voice call away.” 


the-madman-and-his-box-with-salt:

d0cpr0fess0r:

Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.

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I sincerely hope that this happens with doctor who


modestclick asked: "Who has the greatest hair, and a picture of said greatest hair?"

Maudiieeeee


lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted


littlepaperhugs:

i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.


  • Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
  • Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
  • Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
  • Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
  • Isaac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.


ratingbisexuals:

#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do 


loungezombie:

the only character to wake up normally ever

#dw