So you have a merry bunch of French dudes dancing on a Macklemore’s song in a Japanese street. No reason to scroll past that.
Street harassment is not a compliment.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
Bruce tried, he’d tried so many different ways and this time Tony found out. Tony walked in on his boyfriend of nearly six months putting a gun to his head. Tony managed to talk Bruce out but the anger didn’t stop there.
Bruce sat in the med bay on suicide watch for six weeks after Tony found him. One day Tony came to visit, “Why? Please tell me why you tried Bruce? I thought things… were going good.” Bruce just turned away from the male shaking his head saddened that he got so low.
“ANSWER ME!” Tony screams. “TELL ME SOMETHING BRUCE TELL ME A LIE FOR ALL I CARE!” He screams not angrily at Bruce but at the situation. Bruce shook as he said “I got low I got scared Tony… you weren’t there… I tried… I tried.”He states. Tony just holds him shaking his head sadly, “Your gonna be okay. I won’t leave you and if I have to. I promise to link JARVIS to my phone so you can call in or out of the suit I”ll be there. Just a voice call away.”
Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
I sincerely hope that this happens with doctor who
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
the only character to wake up normally ever